Suck on this
And Toronto's haughty response. From the Toronto Star website:
Come now, Toronto. We can't let Winnipeg run away with this completely meaningless honour, created by a homogenizing corporation in an attempt to shill cups of cola-infused schlock.
Oh wait, yes we can.
And we can with our noses held high and both our pride and our power suits unsullied by the syrupy failings of the plastic scooper spoon.
Teeth and complexions rejoice.
And the rest of the country dislikes us becase... ?
Come now, Toronto. We can't let Winnipeg run away with this completely meaningless honour, created by a homogenizing corporation in an attempt to shill cups of cola-infused schlock.
Oh wait, yes we can.
And we can with our noses held high and both our pride and our power suits unsullied by the syrupy failings of the plastic scooper spoon.
Teeth and complexions rejoice.
And the rest of the country dislikes us becase... ?
posted by Jeremy Boxen at 3:31 PM
3 Comments:
because we're better than them.
except when it comes to slurpee consumption. and cowboy hat wearing.
Having attended a couple rodeos, I can say that Ontarians, if not Torontonians (I didn't ask everyone what city/town they were from) can compete on the cowboy hat wearing arena.
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